Troll

May 9, 2011 at 1:16 am (Achievements, Blogging)

First and foremost, I want to take a moment to congratulate Lyss over at Hots & Dots, for having her Newbie guild for affliction warlocks noticed by the Grand Poohbah of sites, WoW Insider.  Well done, well done indeed!  It couldn’t have happened to a better writer, great guildie, and all around good person.

Sadly, with the massive numbers that flocked to the site, Lyss had the inevitable: a troll infestation.  Success often comes when you’re seldom prepared for it, so for those who might suddenly realize this long awated goal, here are a few responses to handle the window-licking individuals who either don’t realize what you’re writing about/for, didn’t read the post in it’s entirety, or simply fail to have a grasp of the English language:

What happens to bad trolls

  • “Your rickety bridge called, they said their troll was missing.”
  • “Sorry, you’re not elitest; but on the other hand, you are a jerk.”
  • “I’d call you a moron, but that would insult the moron community.”
  • “I haven’t seen this much trolling since I went deep sea fishing.”
  • “Your comment carries all the weight of helium.”
  • “You could use a brain enema to clean out the crap up there.”
  • “Your thoughts have been filed appropriately, in the circular container.”
  • “Wow, the rare human-troll hybrid!”
  • “It appears your mature comment filter has been turned off.  Alert your mother immediately.”
  • “I didn’t know three year olds could read!”
  • “Apparently, you are beyond the help offered here.  Run, don’t walk, to your nearest mental health professional.”
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2 Comments

  1. koalabear21 said,

    It wasn’t as bad as it could have been.

    • Rustbeard said,

      True – but better to be prepared for the next group of unsightly folks creeping out from under their rocks…

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